The Writertron 800= Tough Decisions


I have an excuse. A good one. Seriously. Go drown in egg-nog. I'm gonna make some banners now. . . You can't have one.

I couldn't have been a better person

Freestyle!

3 o'clock is the way God intended things

*Scanner status: dread zombie creature from beyond the grave. And I guess I imagine god as a large lizard wearing aviators. And a moustache. The more you know. . .

New personal philosophy: EVERY TIME IS HAMMERTIME.

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HAMMERTIME!

R. I. P.- my scanner, you have served me well in this glorious revolution of the webcomicry. And now plastic soldier, go to your eternal reward.

--moment of silence--

Hey, look! It's working aga- wait. . .wait. . . umm. . . hold on. . . crap. Okay. Nevermind. WORK DAMN YOU WORK!!

(technical difficulties)